Lajicuvatew the Western Wizard of the West, Conqueror of the Forgetful Forest, Dominator of the Exploding Ants, Explorer of the Foul Labyrinth, Purifier of the Cursed Crypt, Annihilator of the Hated Zern, and Esteemed Defender of Karsis

Flaming red hair, a giant nose, and the reek of tabac and weed are your first impressions of this portly gnome.

Description:

Lajicuvatew the Western Wizard of the West, Conqueror of the Forgetful Forest, Dominator of the Exploding Ants, Explorer of the Foul Labyrinth, Purifier of the Cursed Crypt, Annihilator of the Hated Zern, and Esteemed Defender of Karsis
Male, Arcane Gnome, Wizard, 12
CN, S, Humanoid (Gnome)
Init +3, Senses Listen +6, Spot +4
Languages Common, Draconic, Dwarf, Elven, Gnome, Goblin, Halfling, Ignan


AC 14, touch 11, flat-footed 11
(3 from Dex, 1 from size)
HP 103 (12d4+60)
Immune
Resist
Fort 9, Ref 7, Will 10 (12 vs. Illusions)
Weakness -


Speed 20 ft.
Melee Bone 0/-5 (1d4-1)
Melee Gopher Staff 4/-1 (1d4-1)
Ranged Dagger 10/5 (1d3-1/19-20)
Space 5ft.; Reach 5ft.
Base Attack 6/1; Grp +1
Atk Options Fiery Burst, Spells
Combat Gear Amulet of Bestow Curse, Electric Eel Elixir, Potion of Entropic Shield vs. Cold, Potion of Magic Circle Against Law, Scroll of Mass Invisibility, Sphere of Awakening, Wand of Enfeeblement (CL 3, 29 charges)


Abilities Str 8, Dex 16, Con 20, Int 22, Wis 14, Cha 16
SQ Able to speak with rodents
Spell-like Abilities Fiery Burst, Scry on Timbertope 1/day
Wizard Spells Known
6th – (3/day) Contingency, Disintegrate, Fires of Purity, Freezing Fog, Greater Dispel Magic, Ruby Ray of Reversal, Superior Resistance, Tactical Teleportation
5th – (4/day) Baleful Polymorph, Dancing Blade, Dimensional Jumper, Fire Sheath, Heart of Fire, Mass Fly, Overland Flight, Wall of Ooze
4th – (4/day) Bestow Curse, Blast of Flame, Dimension Door, Fire Shield, Flame Whips, Greater Invisibility, Heart of Stone, Lesser Globe of Invulnerability
3rd – (6/day) Dispel Magic, Fireball, Fly, Haste, Major Image, Suggestion, Tongues, Vampiric Touch
2nd – (6/day) Alter Self, Augment Familiar, Flaming Sphere, Insidious Insight, Invisibility, Melf’s Acid Arrow, Mirror Image, Rope Trick
1st – (6/day) Benign Transposition, Burning Hands, Charm Person, Colour Spray, Comprehend Languages, Corrosive Grasp, Featherfall, Grease, Identify, Mage Armour, Magecraft, Magic Missile, Ray of Enfeeblement, Ray of Flame, Sleep, Spider Climb
0th – All


Feats
Alertness (when Timber is within arms reach), Collegiate Wizard (1st), Spellcasting Prodigy (Flaw), Scribe Scroll (Bonus), Searing Spell (3rd), Fiery Burst (Bonus 5th), Arcane Thesis [Fireball] (6th), Fiery Spell (BD), Destructive Force (9th), Energy Substitution [Fire] (BD), Energy Admixture [Fire] (10th), Easy Metamagic [Energy Admixture] (12th)
Skills
Appraise 6 (Ability Mod 6), Bluff 9 (Ranks 6, Ability Mod 3), Concentration 20 (Ranks 15, Ability Mod 5), Decipher Script 7 (Rank 1, Ability Mod 6) Diplomacy 6 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 3, Synergy 2), Knowledge Arcana 21 (Ranks 15, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Arch/Eng 7 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Dungeoneering 8 (Ranks 2, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Geography 7 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge History 7 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Local 7 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Nature 8 (Ranks 2, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Nobility/Royalty 7 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Planes 8 (Ranks 2, Ability Mod 6), Knowledge Religion 9 (Ranks 3, Ability Mod 6), Search 9 (Ranks 0, Ability Mod 6, Familiar Bonus 3) Sense Motive 6 (Ranks 4, Ability Mod 2), Sleight of Hand 6 (Ranks 1, Ability Mod 3, Synergy 2), Speak Language 2 [Common and Ignan], Spellcraft 25 [27 to decipher scrolls] (Ranks 15, Ability Mod 6, Synergy 4), Use Magic Device 18 [20 vs. scrolls] (Ranks 15, Ability Mod 3)


Possessions


Timbertope

Bio:

Physical Appearance: Standing at 3’, Laji is short even among his own people. His flaming red hair does not follow the traditional concept of red hair: instead it is a literal shade of red, and a bright hue of it at that. Balding in an odd, but extremely Gnomish manner, Laji has lost all the hair on the very top of his head. Now his hair, which is puffy and curly, forms two poofs going straight up on the left and right sides of his skull. He possesses a beard that goes along his jawline and meets underneath his nose to make a moustache. His skin is suitably pale for his hair colour, making the top of his head shockingly white; indeed, the bald section of his head is often sunburnt. Green eyes blink behind small spectacles, which are further dwarfed by the immensity of Laji’s nose. His nose is both wide and long, standing prominently from his face and framed by two immense nostrils with the hint of dark red hair poking from them. Laji’s ears are also large, though they cannot hold a candle to his nose, and they stick forward, as though preparing to begin take off. The rest of Laji’s body is relatively stumpy, and his belly sports a rather large pudge. His stubby hands are often holding his spellbook and a pipe, and his gopher familiar Timpertope is generally found sitting happily between the two tufts of hair on his head.

Lajicuvatew the Western Wizard of the West, Conqueror of the Forgetful Forest, Dominator of the Exploding Ants, Explorer of the Foul Labyrinth, Purifier of the Cursed Crypt, Annihilator of the Hated Zern, and Esteemed Defender of Karsis

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